"His destiny was determined by a cruel twist of luck. Alas, it was already a struggle for him to enjoy a good meal. Now, they expect him to save countless lives? No way, mate. I appreciate the sentiment, but I have no desire to become a reluctant hero, cleaning up others' messes or treating life-saving duties as chores. Heroes often make great sacrifices and give their all for the greater good, but that doesn't mean it's my calling. In my mind, being a rogue might be a better fit. Unfortunately, turning this idea into reality isn't as simple as it sounds..."
