Oh right, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Jack, that's all you really need to know it's not like we're friends or anything. After I woke up I went to the bathroom, wet my face, shaved since it was no longer no-shave November. I swear though, every time I do this I clog the drain! At least this time I used the best strategy and pressed a trash can between me and the sink this time. Now I didn't have to call the plumber! Such an amazing job, I know right?!