You Get What I Mean, Right?

Su Huaijin, the main uke of a traditional domineering-CEO novel. 

He was supposed to, after going through a whole string of melodramatic clichés, running into a substitute black lotus, getting his heart and kidneys gouged out, scum and trash, amnesia, and so on, only finally taste sweetness at the 99% mark of the story, after endless suffering, and even then just 1% of it.

Huo Woyu, the seme in a crack-style fanfic. Rich, handsome… but an absolute goof.

Then one day, these two books merged, and the scummy gong turned into a goofy gong.

Su Huaijin (expressionless): At this point he should be blindly believing the villain’s photoshopped pictures, thinking I betrayed him, and gearing up for revenge. 

Huo Woyu: This photo is obviously fake, right? My Huaijin’s skin could never be this dark! 

Su Huaijin: ???