The Whole Sect Is Full of Love-Struck Fools, Only I Am the True Madwoman

[Transmigration into a Cultivation Novel, Strong Female Lead Progression, Beautiful and Powerful but Not Tragic, Truly Unhinged and Clear-Minded]

After retiring from her days as a player, Lin Du found the world utterly dull. She became an emotional advice blogger, only to be driven to premature aging and hair loss by a swarm of love-struck fools. Eventually, she died of a heart attack and transmigrated into a tragic cultivation romance novel as a cannon fodder character destined for an early death—beautiful, powerful, but doomed.

After reading the script, she slowly typed out a question mark: “Have all the wild vegetables on this sect’s mountain been dug up?”

The system coaxed patiently: See all those love-struck fools in your sect? Save them, and you’ll live.

Lin Du: “They’re made for each other—respect, mock, and lock them in.”

The system: Dear, your remaining lifespan is one day.

Lin Du: “Professional expertise at your service. Satisfaction guaranteed.”

And so, Lin Du resigned herself to saving: