My Pick Up Artist System
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"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.]
"What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..."
[7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.]
"You’re forcing me to die!”

Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?"

Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.

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*No Netorare or Yuri.

*If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot.

*Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one.

*If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st.

*If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews.

RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.

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Did you buy that novel or find it somewhere to read for free? When i tried googling it there were only e-shops and reviews.
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This is by far the most hilarious webnovel i have ever read. I found myself laughing until my stomach hurts multiple times in the same chapters. I would reccomend this to annyone. Bonus points for giving actual useful advice for picking up girls
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"If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st."

Just this make me refuse to read this novel. Too much arrogance from writer, even if it is justified
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I suck at reviews, I am one of those silent readers who never do any commenting and reviewing. But when I do write about a book, I take it seriously. This book has the potential to become one of those top must read. And I say that because I did a similar review (and my only other review) with Einlion's EPIC work back when it was still early in the story. The events that take place in this story are becoming more and more fluid as the author continues to write. You can really see the progression as more chapters come out. Chapter releases are being pushed out at a very satisfying momentum and the comedy is like a breath of fresh air when you are bogged down in the trenches of all these other novels
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Most deserving 5
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I’m a girl, and well, the relationship stuff in the novel’s pretty accurate...
Besides that, I’m enjoying the book. I don’t read ML ever, but a friend told me this one was really funny so I gave it a try. It surpassed my expectations :)
Also loved the author’s replies in the comments, like an extra layer of funny. Don’t miss those!
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