Eighties Sweet Marriage: Cold-Faced Tough Guy Unlocks New Skills Every Night

[Aloof Forbidden Ultimate Tough Guy vs. Delicate Soft Transmigrated Streamer] [Double Virgins] An absurd rumor spreads through the military compound—Gu Yunche, who never dates, marries, or wants children while wholly devoted to serving the country, has been conquered by Mu Cheng, a wild girl from the village! They say Mu Cheng is illiterate, can’t lift a hand or carry a shoulder load, can’t light a fire to cook or operate a sewing machine to cut polyester fabric. She only knows how to dress flamboyantly and mess around in her shop.

Yet Gu Yunche seems to eat it up, delivering rice, oil, and cash to her.

Gu Yunche’s buddies tease him all day about meeting the fox spirit Mu Cheng.

Eventually, single officers who’ve seen Mu Cheng start saving up ration coupons to visit her shop.

Driven mad, Gu Yunche corners Mu Cheng in a room.

“Just tell me what you dislike about me—I’ll change it, alright?” Mu Cheng dares not reveal she was once his malicious ex-wife. When she learned her grave was overgrown with six-meter weeds, Gu Yunche, remarried to his white moonlight, set off twenty strings of firecrackers in celebration.

One day, feverish Mu Cheng mumbles,

“Gu Yunche’s pecs, abs, Adonis belt… each sculpted without a word!” Half-understanding, Gu Yunche’s ears turn red.

“You’ve wanted this so long—time to act, right?” After that day, the compound’s rumor shifts—Mu Cheng cured Gu Yunche’s aversion to marriage and children, but why does married Gu Yunche always hold his waist? Hearing this, he smirks proudly, “Holding my waist? That’s me unlocking new skills!”