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God is a pervert.

I decided that after I died and found myself in heaven.

Although I'm happy that God offered to grant my lifelong wish (to become a girl), the only potential bodies that he offered as options were beautiful bishojos with DDD-size boobs, jade-like skin, and porn-star like curves. He tried to convince me to take the one with the biggest ass and thus become the holy sex princess of some freakish isekai magic kingdom, but I immediately flushed a bright tomato color and punched God right in the face without thinking.

Ah yeah, whoops.

Anyways, I think I made God really angry at me, so now I'm reincarnated in this horrible traumatizing medieval setting as a genuinely unattractive and flat-as-a-washboard girl with some kind of weird autoimmune skin condition.

Every day is a struggle, and it's taking everything I have to merely survive.

Is there a hope for a better life at all? Even amidst this jungle of darkness, can I find my way out of poverty, meet new people to love, and aspire to make my mark towards a better world?

Welcome to the story of my genderbent life!

Note: This story is *not* ecchi! Make sure you read the tags! The story starts out quite dark!

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Excellent book so far. full of potential and most probably it  will become way more popular with more chapters to follow.#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#
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It's a great book. The main character does not act outside of his character. He behaves maturely and calmly. Which matches his personality as an experienced samurai. He does not shun sneaky actions to achieve the goal. I especially like his worldview. As for the world, I can't say anything specific.
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Lets see how it goes and this novel summary sounds familiar wasn't there a novel that had a similar idea? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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Too cringey for me.........................................................................................................................
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I loved Mike's selfreflections and internal comments. There were lots of places I  loughed out loud. In a way he reminds me of Dexter (another character I like so much) Overal I've really enjoyed this story. Thank you.
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I say we give this a try as its sort of new, I guess?----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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