Revenge of the Cannon Fodder

Xiuran: "You're telling me... I have to complete these insane tasks before I can go home?"

System: "For the nth time... Yes."

Xiuran: "And if I refuse?"

System: "Annihilation."

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One day, Xiuran woke up and found himself surrounded by lecherous bandits.

Struggling to get away, a voice in his mind called 'System' told him to go right. He went right, then suddenly fell off a cliff, directly into the arms of a cold-blooded general.

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Male Lead: "Wife-"

Xiuran: "Wife, my ass!"

Male Lead: "Come, it's cold." - pats bed gently - "Time to make babies."

Xiuran: "..."

System: "..."