Hogwarts is a strange place. A Dark Lord who failed his plastic surgery gets rejected during a job interview. A white-haired old man wears two layers of wool socks and still feels cold in the summer. A Potions professor who never washes his hair is afraid of going bald, and the key-keeper loves petting dragons!
William intended to spend seven ordinary years, until that night when the doorknob of his house's common room was stolen...
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Author: 倾鸦
